| FFC :: 18 Fonality Fight Club Fighters |
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Chris Lyman
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160
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Lightweight: (145 - 165 lbs)
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5'11" |
Peek 'a BOOM |
4/17 1:05 pm |
| Chris: "I'm gonna reduce you to an acronym!" |
| Sponsor: Icky's Ego for $20/week ("This is a selfish investment for DD and I, as we know that you sweat in tequilla. Party after the fight!!") | | Sponsor: Mike Joyce for $5/week ("Don't be sad that the Miata smoked your Dude Camaro") |
| Marc Smookler comments: |
I am going straight for your nuts....where a cup !@$# or I will be chewing on the family jewels come bell time. | | Chris Lyman comments: |
I just reported you to HR. Plus you are in the fat weight class buddy. And you won't even make weight anyway with your new ice cream diet. | | Corey Brundage comments: |
OMFG CEOMFG STFU I LUV UR NAME ROFL | | Grant Bowman comments: |
How many gold bars do you put in your pocket to get to 160lbs? | | Brendan Fortune comments: |
I'm going to punch you back to Virutalis and the mid 90's! | | Bryan Miller comments: |
lol u dnt waunt tht man u dnt waunt tht |
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Samy Kamkar
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175
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Middleweight: (165 - 185 lbs)
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5'9 |
OMG HALP! |
4/17 1:06 pm |
| Samy: "You're gonna be asking "warez da hospital?" when I'm done with you!" |
| Sponsor: aaron glenn for $10/week ("this is the field to sponsor a hungry third world child right? $10/week seems kind of steep for rice and beans.") | | Sponsor: Chris Sherwood for $5/week ("Anyone not betting on Samy is a chump.") |
| Chris Lyman comments: |
So glad I'm not in your weight class...your body would give me hair burns all over. | | Corey Brundage comments: |
I'm scarez of the warezwolf too. I am going to soak my fighting gear in Nair. Secret weapon. | | Marc Smookler comments: |
Samy, I am bringing my secret weapon into the ring, an FBI badge which will freeze you long enough to shave you down, feed you your man hair, and watch you choke.... | | Corey Brundage comments: |
Evade this | | Chris Lyman comments: |
What does that even mean Core? Evade this? | | Brendan Fortune comments: |
Maybe we can virtual fight over our webcam? | | Bryan Miller comments: |
lol im goen 2 tbag u nd ur goen 2 lk it |
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Corey Brundage
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175
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Middleweight: (165 - 185 lbs)
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6'4" |
Muay Thai / Crazy Crane |
4/17 3:23 pm |
| Corey: "Ichabod was horrorstruck on perceiving that he was headless. Giddy-up... no, no this way... good horsey." |
| Sponsor: Lyn Beausoleil for $5/week ("I am channeling my anger through Corey. WATCH OUT PEOPLE!!!!") |
| Marc Smookler comments: |
Corey has never looked more sickly...I see crack and heroin addicts on the streets of LA that look healthier. | | Corey Brundage comments: |
HEY! Don't talk about my family that way. | | Chris Lyman comments: |
I so want to fight you Corey that I am going to try to gain a few pounds. | | Josh Jenkins comments: |
Such strong words from such a small man... why don't you gain 10 pounds and back them up? | | David Kullmann comments: |
I see your training consist of a steady diet of cigarettes and drinking... |
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Marc Smookler
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192
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Middleweight: (165 - 185 lbs)
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5'5 |
The "fatness" |
4/17 3:45 pm |
| Marc: "I am gonna punch your face till your pink, then steal your nickles...you gonna eat that?" |
| Sponsor: Dan Spielman for $5/week ("JEWISH FISTS OF GOLD") |
| Chris Lyman comments: |
Haha Marc you have to lose 7 pounds in six weeks. Start growing that stache now buddy...you never gonna make weight! | | Marc Smookler comments: |
Piece of cake...I will just binge on Haggen Daz ice cream for the next 6 weeks...ice cream is small... | | Corey Brundage comments: |
Are you going to be the drunk fighter? If you come into the ring smelling like sake I will kick your butt. | | Marc Smookler comments: |
Corey, if I come into the ring smelling like booze, you wont fight me...you will try to date me. | | Daniel Cho comments: |
I'll bet 2weeks vacation you can't make weight, Pinky! | | Josh Jenkins comments: |
stay above weight, let's try to get a heavyweight added! | | Samy Kamkar comments: |
You're going to have to pay retail if you want to beat me. | | Chris Lyman comments: |
Marc, that new photo of you really makes you look trim. Looks like you are clearly gonna make weight, lol! |
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David Kullmann
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180
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Middleweight: (165 - 185 lbs)
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6'0'' |
Trailer Brawl |
4/17 3:51 pm |
| David: "Hello and thank you for calling, how can I provide you with an excellent beatdown today?" |
| Sponsor: Jos for $20/week ("This is coming straight out of my Nigerian bank account") | | Sponsor: Dory Roberts for $10/week ("Kick some booty, my little creamsicle") | | Sponsor: revolution for $20/week (""We have it in our power to begin the world over again" R3volution") | | Sponsor: Kristin "Cuz" Kullmann for $5/week ("") | | Sponsor: Lady Drea for $5/week ("Just remember what I taught you...play dirty") | | Sponsor: Marcel Mendoza for $5/week ("every time you pwnz0r someone's face, you have to flex and say cheese") | | Sponsor: Rafe Furst for $20/week ("I have a big bet against David with an offshore bookie, just needed to assure he doesn't forfeit so I'm sponsoring him.") | | Sponsor: Christine for $10/week ("I'm only sponsoring in hopes of meeting the real Dude Camaro on your fighter page!") | | Sponsor: Kerry David for $5/week ("Go get 'em tiger!") | | Sponsor: Sharon Boren for $5/week ("I can't believe this is legal!") | | Sponsor: JK "Pwner" Scheinberg for $20/week ("Who sez only a car needs a bra?") |
| Corey Brundage comments: |
I'm going to put your Camaro on blocks and then disassemble it one piece at a time. | | Marc Smookler comments: |
Kullman...I am going to take that caveman bulge of eyebrow bone, mush it with my fists, and pull the loose skin over your face... | | Bryan Miller comments: |
lol yea im goin 2 kik ur !@$# |
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Mike Doucette
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158
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Lightweight: (145 - 165 lbs)
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5'9" |
pillow fight |
4/17 3:52 pm |
| Mike: "i want to slap smookler until he buys jeans at old navy" |
| Marc Smookler comments: |
I am going to go to the nearest CVS, buy you some adult depends diapers so you have something to crap in after I punch you brain a few hundred times... | | Chris Lyman comments: |
He's not even in your weightclass, maniac. Plus we all all know you don't have the energy to punch a few dozen times, let alone a few hundred, without getting tragically winded. |
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Daniel Halloran
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210
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Light Heavyweight: (185 - 205 lbs)
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5'11' |
Drunk of course |
4/17 4:01 pm |
| Daniel: "I'll cut you." |
| Marc Smookler comments: |
Halloran. You know the gym is no smoking right? Your iron lungs dont stand a chance... | | Daniel Halloran comments: |
I'll cut you. |
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Mom Chan
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135
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Lightweight: (145 - 165 lbs)
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5'6 |
Cambodian Kick Boxing |
4/17 4:06 pm |
| Mom: "If you watch Mouy Thai.....You know what I mean!" |
| Sponsor: Tyler Merritt for $5/week ("Cambodian Drunk Jungle Monkey Style FTW!") | | Sponsor: Patrick Goddard for $5/week ("Mom Chan is the only chance Marketing has in this whole mess. Plus, the crazy-eyed look that he gets in detailing the destruction he is going to lay to all his opponents thrills me to no end.") |
| Chris Lyman comments: |
How long have you studied Kick Boxing Mom? This is for rookies only! | | Corey Brundage comments: |
He's going to need to put on 10 lbs! | | Mom Chan comments: |
I don't know if I can put 10 more lbs on time. | | Chris Lyman comments: |
No, you can always come in UNDER weight, just not overweight. He is fine. | | Corey Brundage comments: |
Hear that Mom? You're in!!! Get ready. Six weeks! |
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Grant Bowman
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190
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Light Heavyweight: (185 - 205 lbs)
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5'9" |
retard |
4/17 4:58 pm |
| Grant: "You can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a bull's, but wouldn't you rather take the butcher's word for it." |
| Marc Smookler comments: |
You wish you weighed 190...if you are smart, you will claim your weight is higher so you arent in my weight class. | | Grant Bowman comments: |
Why would I be worried about you?? You are only in this so you can actually wear the unitard in public that Samonella makes you wear around the house while you are cleaning...like a !@$# |
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Mike Herter
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225
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Other
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5'9" |
street |
4/18 3:00 am |
| Mike: "I'm a baaaadd man!! " |
| Brandon Stone comments: |
Is there anyone in your class? We need to make sure all these fights are recorded.. |
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Bryan Miller
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170
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Middleweight: (165 - 185 lbs)
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6'1" |
ROFLCOPTER |
4/19 1:14 am |
| Bryan: "lolol ur face" |
| Sponsor: Andrew Gillis for $5/week ("Run in fear from the ski goggles!!") |
| Chris Lyman comments: |
Brian lose 5 lbs and come down to my division. Its safer down here, you won' | | Chris Lyman comments: |
...you won't have to fight Kullman and we can spoon. Are you a fronty or a backy? | | David Kullmann comments: |
Dont worry I wont kick you too hard, its the face punches you have to watch out for! | | Chris Lyman comments: |
Brian you have severe terrets. It might actually make you a decent fighter. Or you will be a no show. | | Chris Lyman comments: |
Sorry Bryan, make that "tourettes". Found a video of you online: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3kgcGM-tCY | | Samy Kamkar comments: |
I'm gonna make you submit like an HTML form! |
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Brendan Fortune
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150
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Lightweight: (145 - 165 lbs)
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5'8 |
Of Doom |
4/20 8:13 am |
| Brendan: "I will fry pancakes on your ruined face." |
| Sponsor: Poops McGee for $20/week ("I've never seen an of doom fighter lose. Skags will end all.") | | Sponsor: Deja Vu for $20/week ("Il va manger tous les enfants des autres combattants. Comme Mike Tyson, mais moins fou. Vive la Skags!") | | Sponsor: Lieutenant Colonel John Shepard for $20/week ("Remember that one time you saved my team from getting eaten? Here's thanks to you. Kick some major ass!") | | Sponsor: Aly for $5/week ("I wanna see "Skags" pwn some fools. And am seriously hoping *not* to see a 'stache.") | | Sponsor: Connor Fortune for $20/week ("I hope you knee everyone in the butt doing that Duschka Duschka Duschka thing... I'm sure it counts as a submission!") |
| David Kullmann comments: |
You are lucky I'm 40 lbs heavier than you, are you sure you don't want to gain 15 lbs or so? | | Brendan Fortune comments: |
I'm sure I don't want to have to hear your parents cry when I tell them I am responsible for your new face. | | Charles Brickner comments: |
pwned | | Brendan Fortune comments: |
Nay |
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Carlo Flores
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175
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Lightweight: (145 - 165 lbs)
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5'9" |
feral LOLcat |
4/20 9:33 am |
| Carlo: "Dude, your shoelaces are untied..." |
| Sponsor: Charles Brickner for $5/week ("WTF sponsor?") |
| David Kullmann comments: |
Watch out Carlozo, you are in my weight class! Better start smoking / drinking more while I am working out! | | Carlo Flores comments: |
You should spend time working on your personality instead. | | David Kullmann comments: |
i have a personality? |
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Kurtis Velarde
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170
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Middleweight: (165 - 185 lbs)
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5'10 |
PCP |
4/20 10:15 am |
| Kurtis: "" |
| Sponsor: Shawn Yamasaki for $20/week ("jack 'em up!") |
| David Kullmann comments: |
I don't know if this contest if fair, you might actually look better with a moustache! | | Kurtis Velarde comments: |
I have nothing to lose, it takes me 3 weeks to start growing hair on my face | | Kurtis Velarde comments: |
I could take him |
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Josh Jenkins
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215
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Light Heavyweight: (185 - 205 lbs)
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6'1" |
nerd |
4/23 5:49 pm |
| Josh: "$you =~ s/.*/pulp/" |
| Sponsor: for $20/week ("") | | Sponsor: Marty Petitt for $20/week ("") |
| Chris Lyman comments: |
1. Didn't initiliaze your variable (assume you use strict) 2. didn't end your line with a semicolon. If your fighting == perl skillz, we are OK. | | Corey Brundage comments: |
./TheMouse.pl: Segmentation fault (core dumped) | | Josh Jenkins comments: |
don't need a semicolon since it's the last thing you'll hear, and... only you can define who $you are. It's not my fault if $you are empty | | Samy Kamkar comments: |
If you were in my weight class, I would golf you into submission. |
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Herman Griffin
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195
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Light Heavyweight: (185 - 205 lbs)
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6'3" |
5150 |
5/4 4:34 pm |
| Herman: "" |
| Sponsor: Matthew Topping for $5/week ("") |
| Brendan Fortune comments: |
Herman!!! You're a bad mama jamma. | | Samy Kamkar comments: |
5150...doesn't that mean danger to yourself and others? How are you a danger to others? | | Jeremy Uziel comments: |
5150 is police code for possible crazy person |
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Brian Colsell
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150
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Lightweight: (145 - 165 lbs)
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5'10" |
Greco Roman |
6/22 9:54 am |
| Brian: "" |
| Sponsor: Tina Wesler for $5/week ("I wanted to sponsor a woman fighter, I guess you'll do.") | | Sponsor: Ronda Champagne for $5/week ("stay healthy and have fun") |
| Brian Colsell comments: |
"Beating" you all to the "Punch" seemed nice,. How many times do you tap? |
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Andre Rosa
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160
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Lightweight: (145 - 165 lbs)
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5'10'' |
Hayuken |
10/12 4:12 pm |
| Andre: "Taking assets and kicking names" |
| Chris Lyman comments: |
So glad someone else in this company is skinny enough to fight in my weight class. | | Chris Lyman comments: |
Hey, what's with the fighter quote? Is that your premeditated posthumous verbiage? | | Chris Lyman comments: |
Also what's with the fighting style? Do you think this is street fighter or something. Bring it on Ryu! |
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